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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 1363

“I saw it online—it’s trending everywhere!”

Tarquin let out a delighted laugh. “Priscilla really is Zane’s mom, through and through!”

Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no—Priscilla had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he’s going to lose his mind.

Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

“Look—Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton’s right behind them at number two!”

After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Priscilla heard what had happened to her son’s, well, “manhood,” and she just collapsed in the hallway, wailing like she’d lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and claiming Winona had “cut off” Zane’s… you know. She thought she’d rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the internet, people didn’t exactly jump on the bandwagon.

Nobody felt sorry for Zane—they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

Comments flooded Winona’s social accounts:

“Ms. Newsom, you’re a legend! Let me kneel before you!”

“I’m next! I don’t bow to anyone, but I bow to Ms. Newsom!”

“Kneeling! Absolutely kneeling! All hail the Queen!”

“Forget Ms. Newsom—this is an ancestor! I’m here to pay my respects!”

Winona gained over eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they were all real people, not bots.

Haters became fans, skeptics became supporters.

The entire internet was in an uproar!

People raised the banner for Winona, cursing Zane for getting exactly what he deserved.

Everybody hates a homewrecker—and everybody hates a cheater even more.

“If our son ever gets together with Winona, he’d better toe the line! If he cheats, and Winona decides to make him a eunuch—well, he had it coming! And the Huber family would have no right to complain!”

“In fact, if there was a law that said cheaters lost their, ahem, equipment, maybe men would finally behave!”

Richard could only stare, speechless. “…”

While the whole country was roasting Zane, they didn’t forget to poke fun at Keaton too:

“The Huber family has a son, just turned thirty. One wrong move and he’s out on the street!”

“Unloved by Dad, ignored by Mom—Mr. Huber is the family’s black sheep now.”

Elysia turned to Tarquin.

“Do you really think Mr. Huber and Janelle are going to cut Keaton off?”

“Nah—the Huber family only has one son. They’d never actually disown him.”

“So why are they making such a big show out of all this?”

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