Mr Carlos Huo, She's Your Wife novel Chapter 943

Sheffield fished out his phone and called Joshua. "Dude, when do you get off work? Wait, in fact, why not just skip work today? I have a really expensive bottle of wine. Care to join me for a drink?"

If this were in the past, Joshua would have dismissed him and told him off in an instant. However, knowing that his friend was having a bad mood, he agreed, "Okay. Where shall we meet?"

"In my apartment. We can sleep after we're drunk and we can continue to drink after waking up!"

"Wait! What? Do you want to drink yourself to an early grave?" While speaking with Sheffield on the phone, Joshua told his colleague that he was leaving and then went to change his clothes.

"Of course not! The world is such a beautiful place. Why would I possibly want to die?" 'Even if I wanted to die, I wouldn't choose to drink myself to death. I would only die from having excessive sex with Evelyn, ' he thought to himself.

"What do you want to eat? I'll bring some food to your place."

"Don't bother. We can just get food delivered to us!"

"Will I be lucky enough to have dinner cooked by Chef Tang?"

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I only cook for my woman!"

Joshua cleared his throat and imitated a woman's voice. "Chef Tang, I can be your woman tonight."

"Dude, that's not even funny!" Sheffield got goosebumps from Joshua's words. Then he hung up the phone on Joshua.

Pulling his face away from the phone, Joshua gasped in shock. 'That man doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. How did Evelyn even fall in love with him?' he wondered.

When Sheffield twisted the car keys into ignition, his phone rang again. He assumed it was Joshua and was about to scold him, but when he saw the caller ID, he smiled. Coincidentally, it was another friend of his. "Colonel Li, long time no see. How have you been?"

"Cut the crap! I'm in Y City now!" Gifford had just returned from his mission. His body was covered in mud with weeds sticking out of his mouth. Sitting on a rock and looking at the wasteland in front of him, he felt bored out of his mind.

"What a coincidence! I'm in Y City too," Sheffield said while tapping the steering wheel.

Gifford rolled his eyes and said, "I'm leaving tomorrow morning. That means, you and Joshua are spending the night with me!"

"No problem! I don't even mind sleeping with you!"

"Even after so long, you're still as shameless as ever. I swear if you were standing in front of me, I would have punched you in the face already!"

Sheffield giggled and said, "Come on! Do it!"

"Shut up, you moron!" Gifford hung up the phone while cursing him.

When Joshua heard that Gifford would be joining them, he bought an entire roasted chicken, a roasted rabbit and a roasted duck along the way.

Sheffield looked at the chicken, duck and rabbit on the dinner table in awe and asked, "How long has it been since you last ate meat?"

"It's not for me. I bought them for Gifford. He just came back from a mission, so I'm guessing he hasn't eaten well for at least ten days. I figured it would be the best way to keep him from speaking nonsense!"

"All right! Good idea! I'm not very hungry anyway. But I'm sure even that guy can't eat all of this by himself. If he blames you for wasting money, you'll have to take responsibility!"

Gifford was a soldier, who had cultivated the good habit of diligence and frugality.

"But I'm not hungry either!"

"I don't care!" Sheffield was laughing at Joshua on the inside.

"Where's your knife?" Joshua asked.

"What are you doing?"

"I'll chop them up and put half of them in your fridge."

Before Sheffield could answer, the doorbell rang.

"Hey! That was quick!" Sheffield opened the door with a smile. If they hadn't been friends for more than ten years, he wouldn't have recognized the man standing outside the door.

With a look of disgust on his face, Sheffield said, "You couldn't take a shower before coming here?"

Gifford grinned and said, "I know what a neat freak you are, which is why I came here like this to make you sick!"

"His woman is allergic to cats' fur, so to please his woman, he gave Bailee away!"

Gifford popped his head out of the room in surprise and asked, "Really? What does she look like? Is she more beautiful than Bailee?"

Watching Sheffield throwing Gifford's clothes into the washing machine, Joshua smiled and said, "His woman is indeed beautiful! He is totally obsessed with her."

"It's hard to believe that! A playboy like him will never be faithful." Gifford took off his underwear without feeling shy at all.

Joshua, however, rolled his eyes and looked away. "Let me tell you a secret. His woman is my ex-girlfriend. Hahaha..."

"Oh wow! Sounds like the three of you are caught up in a messy situation. It seems that a lot of interesting things have happened during my absence."

"Yes! Now, go take a shower. I'll tell you everything in detail later," said Joshua.

"Is that woman the one whom Sheffield was so attracted to that he stayed in D City for one more week?"

"Yes, that's the one!"

As soon as he got the answer he wanted, Gifford turned around and entered the bathroom.

While Gifford was in the shower, Sheffield scowled at Joshua and said, "Can't you just shut up?"

"Why would I? It feels great to share everything about you with Gifford!"

Sheffield threw the mop to him and said, "Mop the floor!"

"You must be joking! I don't care enough to mop the floor!" Joshua snorted. He should have asked Evelyn to find a cure of his unhealthy obsession with cleanliness.

"You don't want to do it? Don't ask me for help if you have something wrong with your kidneys in the future," Sheffield threatened. A sly grin crept up on his face.

Joshua kicked him in the leg. "My kidneys are in good shape. Thank you. I'm not a playboy. Do you think that everyone is like you? Get out of my way!"

"Whatever! My kidneys are better!" 'Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make Evelyn happy every night, ' Sheffield mused.